dog poems
A sequence.
dog poem 1
“oh look what you’ve done oh you broke my favorite flowerpot oh, oh look at the mess you’ve made all over the porch” bark “that’s right bad dog, very bad dog oh alright let’s pick the pieces up”
dog poem 2
“sit sit come on sit don’t you want a treat? i know you want a treat it’s got bacon in it real bacon you love bacon i know you do i’ll give it to you if you’re a good dog so be a good dog and sit sit sit” bark “no, sit sit not speak sit” bark “oh for pete’s sake you’re hopeless please sit just sit”
dog poem 3
“hey wanna go for a walk?” bark “yeah? well then show me where your leash is” bark “no no, after you i insist you lead the way” bark “don’t give me that you know the way you’re a smart dog show me”
dog poem 4
bark “what is it?” bark bark “what’s the matter? what’s got you all worked up? you’re usually so good so quiet you know i don’t like it when you make a lot of noise can’t you please be quiet for me right now? i have a headache i need to sleep” bark “i’m sorry i really need to sleep whatever it is i’m sure it can wait...”
dog poem 5
bark bark bark bark bark
dog poem 6
bark bark “you see someone?” bark “well go on go get em don’t let em get away” bark bark bark “go on get em show em they messed with the wrong motherfucking dog”