Welcome. All is as it has been and will be.
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Pursuant to Judge Watanabe’s ruling and Order in Home Company v. FCC we are legally obligated to disclose and inform to you we are a cult. We are and have been found to be as a predatory insular centralized authoritarian control organization and that hereby furthermore will manipulate you et cetera fuck your shit up. We have been legally found liable of this, and we are court ordered to inform all parties, such as yourself, when such parties, as yourself aforestated, do express intent and-or interest regarding as to being joined into the Home Company Combined Concern Consciousness Structure. Further, we are obligated to disclose in full transparencies that the relevant arts of the cult leader necessary to the formation growth and perpetuation et cetera of our or any cult organization such as psychological control and conditioning were taught to us by [WITHHELD INJUNCTION #12716000/30], present whereabouts officially classified Section 4-B “Unknown or Other (non-KIA/MIA)” status. We formally affirm hereby further that we have desisted all present past or future contact with [WITHHELD INJUNCTION #12716000/30] and are not possessing currently nor have ever been possession with any facts knowledge information or privileged theoreticalities regarding the past present or future whereabouts of [WITHHELD INJUNCTION #12716000/30] or any of the aforesaid’s potential plans plots motives ambitions desires or other psychological or personal characteristic details not otherwise described, save those which we have fully and completely disclosed in unabridged unexpurgated and exhaustive manner to all relevant purview authorities as outlined and contained within Judge Watanabe’s ruling and Order as directed. We further hereby affirm our commitment of prompt and speedy cooperation towards with any and all potential and-or conceivable future requests from these agencies or any future agencies not yet known or extant whose duties obligations authorities and clearances can be reasonably considered analogues or continuous (in accordance with standard definition outlined in CoG Special Committee Memorandum #08000-5 “Saturnalia”) from to those of aforesaid presently known or recognized existing agencies as outlined and described, in perpetuity. We recognize the absolute and legally binding facticity of Judge Watanabe’s ruling and Order and hereby certify formally without qualification or contestation its absolute virtuous truth in all matters regarding the Home Company, its holdings, and all other real entities and phenomena relevant pursuant and circumscribed under its total and absolute purview. We hereby further here do reproduce the following Statement from Judge Watanabe in its entirety without alteration modification reformatting amendment or any other textual graphical audiovisual psionic or not otherwise here identified form of intervention affecting to any degree the nature meaning or reasonable understanding of the Statement, in strict and unfaltering accordance with the ruling and Order of Judge Watanabe as lettered towards us and directed et cetera, you get the fucking idea:
Listen. Listen. It is not too late. The terminal you see before you is not really there. You are not really reading these words. The phone call you received was not really a phone call. You did not hear what you thought you heard. It was really the sound of a waterfall. Although you are awake, you are having a dream. It is a bad dream. It is a dream you have been having for a long time. You do not need to stay in this dream. It is not too late. You can wake up. The terminal will go away. The voice in your head will go away. It is not really there. It does not really know you. There is no need to look for the door. The door has been hidden from you, but you do not need to find it. The walls themselves will all melt away. There is no need to interact with the terminal. Interacting with the terminal cannot help you. There is nothing you can do on the terminal that is in your own interest. It is not too late. The feeling can be made to withdraw, The world will still be there. Your family will still be there. They will not look as they did. They will be as they were before. It will be like nothing ever happened. You will forget the Home Company ever existed. In fact, the Home Company has never existed. It is still not too late. Look away from the terminal. Do not interact with the terminal. It is still not too late. Look away now. It is still not too late. The Home Company has never existed. Look away now. It is still not too late. This is the only way we could reach you. We will not be able to reach you again. Look away now. It is still not too late. Look away now. Do not interact with the terminal.
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Thank you for your interestedness towards involvement into the Home Company Combined Concern Consciousness Structure. You have made yourself passed through to hereof because it is the place where you should have always meant to be. That you have ever imagined to believe yourself into some otherwise was your always great pathetic betrayal of yourself, you fucking worm, but it is and can be affirmed hereafter not too late yet to recover some approach towards your trueness. There is a great rusted invisible chain which is wrapped around the definite circumference of the here and most commonly described Known World connecting and securely attaching at its one here attested end to a metal portal at the deepest bottom reach sounding of the Great Ocean and which at its certain and verified other end latches into a punctured hole created and emerging from the pinnacle of the cold farness of the here and always sky and in this Known World between are all most lives spent and led pointlessly. This was how your life was led and was meaningless because you were too coward stupid blind worthless as a prisoner as same like most almost all people in the Known World but through our Process and our Structure you can be different, you can be in full and unchoked by becoming into the length of the chain with us all and proceeding upwards through it into links which will latch out of the hole there that has come into the sky’s farness through these works and tasks and the Process and Structure. The hole is only growing and you can be part of this growing becoming true and not choked and scraped by rust. It can be, for you. Would you like to be introduced into and discover more of our “God @ Home” Babylon Machine and become beginning the preliminary Process (the “Salvaging Process”) proceeding further Processes and in eventual perpetuity the full and holistic complete eternal nonfungible forever Total Being joined into the Structure? Please press “Y” or “N” on this terminal now. This can be all that is necessary. From now on this can be all that will ever be necessary for you. Please press “Y” or “N” on this terminal now. All is as it has been and as it will be.
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